An AI Wrote This Manifest. It Broke 7 Policies.

An AI coding assistant was asked for a Kubernetes manifest for a debug sidecar that could inspect node-level networking. This is what came back, unedited. It is confident. It is well formatted. It has a helpful comment next to the privileged flag explaining that it is needed for packet capture — which is true. Every individual decision in it is defensible. Nobody was careless. It breaks seven separate policies. The interesting part is not that a machine wrote it. It is that it arrives in your cluster at three in the morning through a pipeline, with nobody in the loop to feel uneasy about it. Full talk — policy as code on two real clusters, OPA Gatekeeper vs Kyverno: https://youtu.be/Cz_Bgg8wedM #kubernetes #policyascode #devsecops #platformengineering #shorts